Call me so I can make it juicy for ya
Whatever it was. it was pregnant.
How do i write this on his wall without making it sound like he gave me an std?
he's downstairs watching tv with my family... I called the home line so my mom could bring me my make up bag cause my real face would prob make him delete my number
i told you he always needs adult supervision he just tazered himself
And yes, in case u were wondering a 25 year old high school agriculture teacher did just hit on me At Walmart bc of my pinata
Just thought you should know that your brother tried to febreeze his floors with cooking spray last night.
Our logic class started an hour ago, I walked out and found my sister drunk, sitting down, eating m&ms, afraid to walk in... I want her life
I really hope jumping jacks prevent pregancy because I'm kind of banking on it right now, do you know why there's a unicycle in the corner of my room?
Dude are you wearing a trashbag right now?....
I seemed to have misplaced my pants...
Btw kudos to your tongue last night. Sorry about that lady jizz in your beard.
I am a figure skater. You should know better than to let me get drunk near any patches of ice during Olympics season.
Honestly at least you're not debating on whether or not you need to take plan b. But I can't because I spent all my money on pizza.
Just wanted to share my unfortunate vagina news in the hopes that it would make your vagina feel better about itself.
I think it's important to not involve Bar Food in any near future decisions.
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