i was born a porn star she said
her name is jenna, so i wanna cunt punt her
that's how i am about ashleys and britneys
I think we should start referring to bisexuals as "strays"
im trying to pick out the cookie crumbs from my adderall. it is a lot harder than it seems.
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
I went to his work to give him some blankets and ended up blowing him in the bathroom. See what happens when you don't come over?
I'm pretty sure we put the facepaint on during whippets
Well, at least he doesn't refer to you as his associate. his mattress associate
You should offer shots at parent teacher conferences..I bet more ppl come
and you stopped teaching...why?
Everyone's impressed that I actually got pee all over his car since I'm a girl and they're a little curious..
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
Cause I'll toss Tabasco sauce in his eyes and yell "Cobra attack" and walk away
I shit myself when I came, don't have flu sex
*goes to show prof a picture* *forgets tit pic is in camera roll*
I banged a marine last night. No wonder everybody respects them.
Is constant horniness a medical condition? Because a husband, a boyfriend and an office side piece should be enough penis for one girl - but they’re not :-(
I cam home to find him twitching on the floor, surrounded by unopened condoms and covered in cranberry sauce (yes I tasted it) while Thundercats was playing.
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