Just looked in the bathroom mirror before getting to this exam to see If I look as bad as I feel & the answer is no. I look amazing, even in yesterday's clothes
Yeah, where have you been?
Clearly not facebooking enough. Sweet jesus.
Why did you send me a picture of a dick?
It was an accident sry. Not mine tho.
Letd wlk him
Lrtd walek hime
Lets wlk home,,,ther we go
Michelle and I recorded her bunny humping it's little rubber black ball.
Ok. Also I almost just threw up. Seriously. I was think to myself "really? Here? Now? At my work desk?" and then it went away.
It's like I paid NJ Transit $33 to suck his dick and go home. Fuck that.
... there are chew marks on my license. I have no idea.
I am incapable of maintaining a guy's interest in me. It's like erectile dysfunction but with feelings
I guess when I black out I feel that it's not inappropriate to grope my gf in front of her parents.... But hey at least I'm starting off 2013 single
In the middle of having sex she stopped, said "guess what, it's clitoris awareness week" and then continued fucking me
I love when my neighbors have passionate, loud sex to remind me that I'm not getting laid
Hey do you or anyone you know want to get drunk for free? At 4pm tonight at rctc for field sobriety training for future cops
I also guarantee you multiple orgasams and blueberry pancakes
She said if you lived here it would be like the x rated version of 3's company
Randomize
