Brandon just fucked that chick! I tried to warn him but T9 said she had "puppy roses" instead of "pussy sores"
and technically it was a rebound
so lol
and then you got rebounded for the same girl he rebounded you for and still never scored ... it was like watching an LA Clippers game
it's a well known fact that sluts are attracted to bright colors
american apparel?
try lime green
whatever a "slut portfolio" is, mine is apparently almost complete
Don't be offended. I can't even stand sleeping next to my dildo after I'm done, let alone a whole person.
Just proved I could salsa dance in a bar where no one was dancing
Sidenote...no idea how to salsa
Ok now a guy in a winnie the pooh costume is grinding on some chick to the song shots
Do you still have "be bumpin" written on your ass in glitter pen? Who brings a glitter pen to a bar? Or pulls there ass out for that matter...
She just mixed her Emergen-C with champagne... Vegas here we come!
The whorange rubbed off. His white shirt was so gross at the end of the night I told him to frame it.
"what's it like being a dancer turned stoner" well, i can change the netflix using my feet mid bongrip, so there's that.
Twist to Josh's story, he had a gyro in his hand and never dropped it even after he got knocked the fuck out
You kept chewing on the empty milk carton and saying "kitty" over and over again. It was an interesting night.
Can you send me the pic of me puking with a quesadilla on my shoulder
He wouldn’t know a good thing if it bit him on the ass. Which, btw, I did.
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