You think ghandi was good in the sack? cuz i sure do.
I'm not gay.
Soooo you want ghandi? is that what your telling me?
If ghandi gives good head...I'm in
Its fine.
I think I have a pornographic memory.
Don't you mean photographic?
No.
The one night I bring a girl home you leave the footloose soundtrack playing.
dude last night I threw my weed into my back yard. there is now a foot of snow. after an hour I found my weed. if I put that effort into school, i'd have a 4.0.
You pointed at his crotch then made a thrusting motion. I think it's safe to say every guy at my college loves you.
Technically this isn't a church so we could have been drinking this whole time.
Did I hear correctly when it sounded like he said "just don't let me throw up into your vaj?"
Ya I know. She's self aware though, like the terminator. Which is the best kind of crazy
I just watched a guy smoke weed through a French Horn. He is my hero
Please note: when a bouncer tells you to leave, pointing out that their career path makes them a much better judge what to do will not make you friends
That idiot. I'll see him on campus and he'll try and touch me like we're friends or some shit. 1.you're ugly 2. You dropped the blunt in the pool
Duuuuuuuuuuck. and by that i mean fruuuuuuuuck. and by that i mean fuuuck
His wife just cheated on him for the third time. I'm his first extra-marital fling, that makes it ok, right? You know to keep karma balanced in the universe
Your logic is flawless...
Two grav bong hits and a shower later and I'm ready for company
It's like you say things that speak to my soul on a deep personal level
Alcohol. Making me feel good about myself since 2008
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