I'm fucking your sister right now.
You motherfucker
She's next.
Ikea night.
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Insert tab A into swedish slot B
She was so high she ate a little piece of weed off her pants and thought it was food.
Don't interrupt me, I have a limited time to be high and thus be remarkably good at Pac Man
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Whenever I miss you I just turn on Tool Academy
my family just sang happy birthday to baby jesus. no ones even drunk yet
Katy Perry is on a Proactiv commercial. That "I kissed a girl" shit is so much less hot now.
He used his one phone call to tell me not to let anyone drink all his vodka until he could bail himself out.
There seems no grander way to celebrate 420 than to smoke atop a mountain peak.
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I just feel like you're using me for sex.
I'm glad you finally understand the context of our relationship
Somehow those two combined like captain planet and shit went haywire
I'm going to make out with someone. I'm on a mission. I don't even care if I'm wearing beer goggles. As long as he's not shorter than me, gay, or a woman.
We'll just charge in there, all pant less and fabulous demanding he give back her ferret.
All I can think of is a mama duck followed by her baby ducks, in brightly colored track shoes.
How high are you?
Like I want to yell at him for pissing on my floor but there's still a chance its my pee....
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