Skip Greektown and come to Geektown. I just want to cuddle.
At a sweet 16. cant remember what shirt im wearing byt dnt worry im not sleeping w/ the guy who serves the chicken nuggets again
Apparently I signed "I love you" on my bar tab last night.
She checked into foursquare right as she left work so he would think she was there late and not on some other guy's dick
I have to say for barely passing high school, that girl is a genius.
i was about to rearrange the room but realized that this is the only efficient setup where we can have sex while the other one's asleep without them accidentally seeing.
Just saw a dude hanging out a window upside down chugging a 60 of vodka. This weekend is big for everyone I guess
We ran out of wine so we are trying the absinthe you brought over from Spain like 3 years ago. Please call me at noon tomorrow. If we die, its your fault
He started doing the gator chop at my vag and said he couldn't wait to "chomp" on it later...and I still slept with him. I hate gainesville.
We made a water bong out of a wine bottle... Being an architect major finally payed off.
It's amazing to think about how many Obama victory sex babies are being prevented by Obamacare free contraception.
I have so many plans for this weekend and sobriety is not invited.
well theres no bloody mary mix at the campus bookstore so i dont even know what its good for
No? The only contact I've had with him for months was when I drunk texted him from Costa Rica to say that all jazz sounds the same
This fucking storm better not ruin my sex plans this weekend
my comprehension of H.D. Thoreau really dives after 8 beers.....
It will astound me if they ever let you graduate.
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