Ha. No worries! So loud here &god I love drag queens! How does it happen, the congealing?
margs and chips and queso make the world go round
well and inertia
what if I'm pregnant?
smusmorshion
we got sick of 7 11 doubles so we made up a game where you just drink when anyone rolls a 5
thats barely a game just flip a coin
should we drink on heads or tails?
Well, I guess that settles the question of how thick the walls are in my building.
Two kids are drinking pounders in class. I think I'm hanging out with the wrong group of friends.
Seriously.......what do you have to do to get arrested in Vegas???
I now beleive the Trojan Ecstasy ad "feels like nothing's there". They forgot to add "...cause the condom broke."
At the airport and im So hungover. Think anyone will help if I put a note on me reading "flying to Boston, please wake me as we board" and then passing back out?
Too lazy to get out of my bed thats 2 feet away from you. Are you sure youre alright?
He told me since I'm into organics I should know his meat is known locally for its quality and hes hand raised it since age 13.
The only pictures I have are of me being stoned or me looking like a man, which do you prefer?
You said you were going to start drinking less. Drinking 25 small airplane bottle shots do not count.
I should stop pointing to my vagina when I say "I'm in charge!"
Buying a new pipe this morning, and setting up career plans this afternoon. It's called balance
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