It's just you. You wear the fuck me fedora and wear baller shorts, hollywood hippie who thinks she is shakira when she's drunk.
This frat boy drinking a forty and wearing a pussy patrol shirt just ran out in front of my car. I should have used less brakes.
so I woke up without pants, but my cardigan was still on and fully buttoned. curious.
I am 100% positive that I have seen a porno that was shot in this bar.
I made a tournament bracket for the girls that Im talking with.
He said he was trying to live vicariously through me. I didn't have the heart to tell him that meant he was vicariously fucking his best friend.
I drew a nude short fat middle aged woman today and liked it
It was honestly one of my favorite days in art class except for the 20 min she faced me and kept looking at me and we made eye contact
25 likes of a picture on Instagram of my butthole. beat that.
Sometimes i like to think we arent living together next year and that im living with models that like to experiment but you ruin that fantasy time and time again
And I just want you to know I got myself into this mess. I gotta get myself out. Plus, don't you only need one kidney?
$150 and 3 orgasms. Dogsitting is awesome.
He is such a generous lover, I can look past the fact his name is fucking Bob.
She abandoned me on the doorstep of her hostel. Turns out you can't bring one night stands into those places. Slept in a train station next to a tramp. He gave me chips. And didn't steal my shit while I slept. So I'm counting this one as a win
you're now officially the 3000 mile booty call. congrats.
When I found out he was circumcised I called his mother and thanked her
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