Sweater Vest, Chin Strap, Beard, sporting a white Beret- Please don't ever let me be THAT guy.
i love how he claims to not know english but when i ask him to come over and fuck me he's all of a sudden fluent
How can I look at her with a straight face when she has dry puke on her eye lid
i talked to you about this last night, and you kept saying "he wants yo pusssaayyyyyy"
Down at Ground Zero right now. So many people here. It's the most patriotic game of grabass Ive ever seen.
Well pulled into the driveway, and there she was. Kinda like a Vegas version of the mint on a pillow
btw, whatever u do, dont try and take that towel away from her..i tried, it got ugly..she said some things im sure she regrets.
OUR DIABOLICAL SLUT PLAN HATH COMMENCED!
too bad I'd hit a car before I'd hit a bush.
Are we talking about jumping from windows or your willingness to fuck a car instead of a woman?
He staggered in with his pants around his ankles and yelled that he lost his pants
He was so fat that he broke two of my ribs
Maybe it's time to stop screaming I'm a chubby chaser every time you enter a drinking establishment
Last night I went outside to our neighbors and asked them to put in money with me to get a hot tub for our patio. Niceeeee
Rain drop, shock top, drinking can't stop stop
I am talking to a naked lesbian about robots. I think this means I win life.
What happened last night? All I know is that I walked into class this morning and everyone was chanting my name.
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