What was that guy's name that you dated that wore the leotard?
After she swallowed she let out a hurge burp. No BS. I'm the cock of the walk.
I think you have the wrong number. But at any rate, respect.
I love the progression of these pictures. I go from cute to Courtney Love
I just experienced a full blown christian wedding. I am SO GLAD YOUR WEDDING WASNT THIS.
Apparently, banging my bartender ex-girlfriend = free drinks again. Not every bad decision is a wrong decision.
Let's face it. We both have sexy parts. Why not have them touch?!
We asked "Is that Andy puking in the bushes, its 7 AM" he looks up and goes "It's okay guys, its 7:30"
do not get into a discussion with my roommate when im sitting there naked ever again.
Hmd? did you really just created an abbrievation for hold my dick?
So I've gone into the break room to heat up a styrofoam cup 8 times over the course of 4 hours.. that desperate to see him. Now I have a broken heart AND cancer.
Also bring a pizza or no entry to my vagina OR the fort.
Cheese only
You thanked your mom for the gymnastic lessons so you could do a keg stand
I need to calm my uterus...
I know that whole thing was awkward. Not worth the piece of cake.
So the same great-aunt that told me to freeze my eggs for procreation just told me that I should strut around the dance floor b/c I'd get picked up.
I need to meet your family.
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