I've had that scene from "Parenthood" where Rick Moranis' character is singing "Close To You" to his wife in classroom, stuck in my head all morning.
I guess my mind is just wondering whatever happened to Rick Mornais.
He's married, but his wife isn't my neighbor so I don't feel bad about coveting him.
Spotted: forty year old in red dress, cigarette in hand, squatting to pee by railroad tracks. Hello future.
And then i had a penis in each hand. It was magical.
I just found a bag of teeth...
They kept trying to slap each other but they were poring beer onto their hands first referring to it as their baby powder
In chronological order you drank, sang, smoked, napped, threw up, cried, laughed, described your pubic area, passed out. You have abused the privilege to use me as your D.D.
Theres a 75% chance I'm wearing a hocky mask and nothing else right now
Ps I am
He came over in a blaze orange vest with a case of beer and a shotgun yelling about "Dove Season" then passed out in the lawn. There he lies
She's been with the dude for a week saying she's in love. Yeah so am I. I just opened this beer 5 minutes ago and I LOVE IT ALREADY.
I didn't know what to say so I just sent him a chicken emoji
Im including "no monologues past 1am" in the list of apartment rules. Theatre majors dude.
I love how when he said ecstasy pills both of our heads whipped around like a couple of horned owls.
The blunt fell in the hottub, i mean i knew she was upset but i didnt expect her to dive for it and come up balling her eyes out...
operation Bang Australian Boy = oh so successful
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