You blewit but ill be back in laekciew tonigthso calll mee
i just did my hair and make up to walk our dogs.. I hate being the single roommate
when life gives you lemons, puke and rally.
New justification for blow: drug week; 'how it's made'
he got mad becuase i made more noise when he gave me a back massage then i do when we actually have sex
After some trial and error I found soaking my balls in maple syurip helps ease the pain.
Remind me in the future that chugging dog codeine is not the best idea.
Dude, I had no choice. I was defending my genitals.
Let the vodka take you where it will. Like Pocahontas, but wasted
I'm sitting on the floor singing Bruno mars while they cook and occasionally pet me
only I would find a long lost relative through a craigslist casual encounters ad
I still blew him because I won't let allergies keep me from doing what I want. But I almost suffocated like 10 times.
Bitch got stabbed in the eye. With a fork. Wait for it... At church. I was the only one at a party interested in her story. Only in the south
All I can taste is Pickle Juice and Cocaine.
Maybe those shots of hot dog water wasn’t a good idea after killing a fifth of tequila.. but who’s askin
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