I just found that girl ____ on facebook, her activities include "church nursery" yikes
Heard it's your birthday. I can't send pictures, but go ahead and imagine my balls.
Lol speaking of weird...he just sent me a naked pic of himself that said "meow" at the bottom.
I forgot how hot balto sounded
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Let's just say for some reason we thought it was okay to make a burrito smoothie.
it never fails, everytime he manages to fuck my earrings out of my ears.
Somehow ended up at a stranger's bridal shower. Everyone else is already drunk.
Siri just reminded me to pickup Plan B
Somehow ended up home, probably had something to do with the makeshift ladder from my second story window. Now headed to church, still drunk, and still fighting back the vomit of a thousand different alcohols. Successful night.
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i'm calling it my monica lewinsky shirt now. may it live forever in infamy.
Yes, yes I will fake crap in his house for you.
Her text was so long it had an arrow to expand it. You know it's bad when even your iPhone can't handle her
My vagina is very pro this idea
It's taking all of my will power not to chug this margarita. This must be the life of an adult...
my downstairs neighbor came by to say he’s having a huge loud party tomorrow, handed me a toblerone bar, and said thank you in advance for your understanding
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