How do you wash franks red hot sauce, whip cream, grapejuice and shame out of silk?
I would just throw it away. You cant just wash out shame, it has to soak for like a month.
Do you ever wonder how many people have prayed for you to be a better person?
Its a bummer that corporate america doesn't believe in $2 u call its on a Sunday night
She asked the taxi driver to stop at the Texaco because she had to puke. She did then stumbled into the gas station and bought a 40.
get back quick. that 17 year old who peed on your car wants to do shots.
Are we still banned from the library?
The waitress just told me I'm asking alot. So far I've asked for a soul, an angel and carbombs
a pansexual with facepaint started fucking a tall black girl on the bed i was sitting on so im going to mcdonalds
Nothing like the soothing screaming of your neighbor getting boned while eating a pizza on the front porch.
how do you always get into these "we banged the same dude now lets be friends" situations???
I can still taste the Jäger. I'm gonna shoot myself.
It was fine. Until I accidentally shit on his floor.
I don't even think NICOLE made a fool of herself last night...
your aware she lit herself on fire, right?
I know it sounds cheesy, but i think both me and her mum know they are "thanks for being so cool about finding nudes of your daughter on the camera" flowers
You don’t need a wing man if you have a solid hook up on the pumpkin pie
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