She's hot, in a Megan Fox with Down's Syndrome kinda way. Like, she'd win Miss Deliverance Pageant
At least she's the hottest one. Oh well, it's all about stats
the party we crashed was not a party. the party we crashed was jens grandads funeral.
I was just on craigslist and saw and ad for a naked yoga instructor. I will no longer be jobless.
Atty had lunch with DA and confirmed I am not the target of the investigation. No word on anything else
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I almost got away with it until she smelled beer on the stroller.
kool aid jammers and 151...our childhood has officially been corrupted.
I think it's starting to become crucial that I find a companion for my vagina.
You went into the shower with my roommate and cursed him out asking why he was there
I spent the last 6 months operating under the assumption that I HADNT fucked a paramedic. I was wrong.
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I apparently pulled his dick out at the bar and started yelling "DICK PICS IN REAL LIFE!"
What is it about fresh air and wanting to talk about penises
I saw his new girlfriend. She was flashing people, short and kinda chubby. I was happy with my life after that.
We showed up to the ER to pick him up and I was still wearing face paint from the game. Then I threw up in the sink. Those doctors did not like us at all.
He gave me a back massage while we were fucking.
Did you get that?
WHILE WE WERE FUCKING.
A dozen naked frat boys in squirrel masks just ran by. Welcome to the official start of the holidays.
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