i don't like sucking hair
i'm pretty sure you said "blowjob marathon" lastnight
i totally said that
new call of duty comes out in november. guess im not passing my finals
Even My mom was ashamed of me bringing her home, she pulled me aside, and told me i can do better than, "butter faces"
he opened the microwave and beer cans poured out
Just had a flash back. Pretty sure i ate toilet paper last night.
How is it that you get into at least one taco related fight a year?
true friends will drive 3 hours to come smoke a couple blunts with you on the bridge where your car broke down
I just had sex over my oven then high fived the guy. It's going to be a good year.
Chose not to courtesy flush and the CEO huffed the result. I feel powerful.
This is what happens when wu tang raised you
Apparently I called him, said "vodka" and then hung up on him.
He literally had a Trump sign in his front yard. I just can't now.
just had sex in the back of my high school auditorium #dreamcumtrue
I'll give you some leg action but I'm not showing you anything else until your penis admits it loves me
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