"what do u think of parents raising kids to be peeping toms" said guy on bus 2 me
im over her. I got weed and youtube. everything i could ever ask for.
Its like the long john silvers of colleges, I wouldnt even go there to use the bathroom
I hate girls that dress up to come to planned parenthood. I just want to be like we are all in the same boat here, we know your slutty. Its OK.
his name is not nearly as fun as i thought to yell out in bed
Guy next to me at the plasma center is high and watching porn on his itouch. I am wayy to hung over for this level of poor.
It's a gateway drink.... Starts with wine... Then I wake up in my car with mascara on my arms covered in french fries...
she's a dental assistant. she can get nitrous. kinda looks like a sloppy bucket of fuck. time to take one for the team. NEED SHOTS STAT!!
sold 4 oz of weed today pantsless. man i love college.
My goal for tonight is to swipe my debit card through those weird rolls on the back of a big bald guy's head.
When we were done making out, some guy ran into the room yelling, "I'll save you Brandon! I'll save you!"
It's a gay bachelor party, it's not like dignity is to be expected
We used to bone, but now she's my life coach.
I love you, and I just washed my hair in my work sink with handsoap.
I'm too hungover to Google him and try to save face.
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