My piss changed color midstream. Think that means I have a 50/50 chance of passing the test?
i just got cockblocked by a guy drinking wine straight out of the bottle with a straw...
I plan on gettn treatment center drunk
I really enjoy how cavalier you're being about your chlamydia
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
I bet yours is gonna be filled with secret innuendo.
secret innuendo and cervical punches to the world.
I am not a slut. I'm just very open with how much I love to have sex. Stop judging.
I just farted so loud someone came to check on me. Thought something fell in my office.
Why do I always end up with closet ICP fans?
Stay positive! You think people like sad vaginas? NO! You'll get some!
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
Grilled cheese and shark week. Unemployment done right.
CODE RED CODE RED MY VIBRATOR IS BROKEN THIS IS NOT A DRILL
Little does she know that you've out-sourced your conscience to a girl who doesn't even wear pants on a regular basis
I feel like I'm a car that keeps getting Bacardi 151 instead of fuel
He was tied up with the electrical tape and force fed wine from a box. It was never going to end well.
About the whale....I wasn't completely awake.
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