That girl would be great looking if she lost 1000 pounds and cut off her head.
Bret has after-school detention for writing Brianna has a stinky vag on the ground at recess.
Please tell me you are a size medium in men's clown onesies and that you forgot them here last night.....
theres a kid face down in the middle of campus... people are going about their day and paying no attention to him
Just know that as we speak i am injecting vodka into gushers
Pregnancy scare over. Let the cockfest begin.
Ok ladies its the usual spring break system. 5 for a guy, 10 for a non-lesbian girl and double points is its a group thing. Hottest guy of the day is an additional 15. GAME ON
I missed rounds this morning...my senior resident hooked me up to and IV and made me stay in the clinic because he said I didn't look presentable enough to walk around the hospital
I am not working on the very first day I can throw up alcohol that I legally bought and drank.
Do I go to spinning class and try to redeem myself from going drunk, or do I wait a week and hope they forget I fell of the bike?
i thought this was a perfectly normal conversation between two adult men about why this children's cartoon is quality television but no you just gotta be talking shit again
So high I legit spent 20mins in the shower just holding my tits cuz they feel bigger than normal.
Oh you know, we just bobbed for apples in a bucket full of jungle juice. So, a casual Tuesday night.
I wanna suck that fisherman's dick.
that sounds horrible...
what could possibly go wrong attempting to re-enact the dinosaur capture scene from Jurrasic Park... I have the net gun and camcorder you have the dino costume and can run
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