So you refered to him as "monster dick"...not so much
I can blatently call girls sluts here and they think i'm speaking norwegian
whoever set the energy saving light timer in the lobby bathroom cleraly has no concept how long a work dump takes
No more Raisinettes before sex. That's what happened. I just put it together
Gina was bawling her eyes out and then she ran into the street and peed. she kept screaming "LOOK WHAT YOUVE DONE TO ME"
On a toatally unrelated note, I see music in my hair
Remember don't think of it as being an alcoholic until something bad happens.
Think of it as Mythbusters for people who say you're going to get arrested or die
How many stacks you been grindin gangsta?
omg mom no
It's so blood brotha crip what be good
It's not that I'm in love with her, so much as I would love to be her lesbian experience.
WHAT IS PROPER BONG ETIQUETTE FOR WHEN YOU'RE ALONE IN YOUR BATHTUB AND CRYING?
Last week in my political science paper I quoted the Mighty Ducks. This week, I compared the Constitution to a weird pickle law in Connecticut (by law, it's not a pickle unless it bounces). So, yeah, clearly I'm ready to be back to being a college student.
Turns out she left way earlier. So I'm stuck with this guy asking where he can score meth and if I'm really straight.
I'm eating shredded cheese and chugging coke, until I can function again. I'm tingling everywhere
The cop told you he couldn't let you pee. You just pulled your pants down and squared anyway and im surprised you didnt get arrested.No more drinking for you.
u better not lose ur virginity to a sugar daddy who doesn’t post a pic of himself to tinder
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