apparently the secret to your success is patron
I ate a lot of your sunchips. I mean a lot. Like 4 to 5 bags.
Hate sex is AWESOME! I faked it, and when she fell asleep i came in her purse.
Just threw up at the bar from the heat. Fun change of pace.
Totally forgot this... How weird was it when they were licking our faces
his profile picture is him throwing up "#1" hands after his lax championship next to his coach that i fucked....embarrasing for him, yet ironically beautiful for me.
In class ... We were just assigned groups for the quarter... Remember that night we took shots from that guys pants? I now know his name
She is just riding on my slutty coat tails.
don't get you morals all over my torrid fantasties
You should hear the lecture my mom just gave me about cooking pizzas when im drunk because "I could have died".
You ninja crawled over five sleeping guys to get in my room at 6 in the morning to wake me up for sex
...and I think that may just be my favorite moment in our fuckbuddyship
the second she challenged me to mario kart drinking game i knew i was in love
you said you couldn't hang because you had to masturbate and feed your lizard
Idk I saw a cheetah print onesie and it reminded me of your Lion King fantasy.
I'm in the liquor store and fucking "Wannabe" by the Spice Girls is playing. IM ALREADY ASHAMED OF MY REASON FOR BEING HERE, GIVE ME A BREAK.
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