butt sex is not good for yourself don't do it
Thanks?
People are allowed to visit it's just they can't be from Germany and have to wear masks.
if i had a dollar for every time ive had to piece a night together like they did in "the hangover", i bet i could outsell their weekend box office earnings...
my love horoscope just told me to "say it in frosting" should i take this literally?? i think yes.
the liquor store lady asked about three times if I was sure about buying two fifths of everclear. i told her I wanted to be on cops
as much as i want to say no i cant cause i need the trophy wife training
the question is "speedos?" and the answer is "yes".
You should fuck with them and beat off in the cup and then walk out an be like, "This was a sperm donation right?"
Plus, it's just valuable. Virgin pee is very well-priced.
Never thought having a box of Cheerios could get me laid. My new lucky charm hello girl in 2B
Trust me, I'm a professional lesbian.
hey man , the girl you brought home last night is in the kitchen puking in the sink and asking if she can have more shots of Whiskey....think i should give her a shot glass or send her home....
My liver is going to reject life during Greek Week
How many liver transplants can a person have? Bc you may need a couple
The problem with adderall is that no matter what I'm doing, I feel like it was the most productive thing I've EVER done.
Did you alphabetize our spice cupboard again?
...You'll thank me later.
Thanks for driving us home last night. Also, blanket apology for anything I may have said/done. I blacked out sometime near the t-shirt cape incident
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