Yeah unless I can find some idiot to make love to
well thats why i like him. because he makes you happy. on the other hand i think he masturbates too much while texting you.
why does my vagina smell like weed?
omg thats a great idea
i just shit on the floor of my room. my roommate was in the bathroom, my choices were limited.
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No, I'm not keeping her! I can't become an adulterer and a dog stealer in the same 24 hours...
Just traded a samurai sword for some drugs. It's gonna be one random ass night
She compares her life to Teen Mom. She's 28.
She insisted we fuck to Ludacris, not how I imagined popping her lesbian cherry would be. I tried delt and I liked it.
I just explained my sex life to the "if you give a moose a muffin" book... Is that weird?
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I woke up this morning with a half eaten bagel and an empty pack of imitation crab meat in my bed. This is going to be my response to pick up lines now.
I just had a drunk lesbian experience.... How do I break it to my boyfriend??
I AM GETTING LAID TONIGHT YES HAPPY DAY PRAISE JESUS ALMIGHTY IN HEAVEN DEAR GOD CHRIST YES DADDY YAAASSS
I'm killing it this week, I've peed my pants and put my vibrator into the washing machine.
Its like the floor is slow but life is fast?
I see you found the nyquil...
Last time I had a one night stand he ended up stalking me for two months.
So you're not picking up this weekend?
This weekend, I am Angela, visiting from Calgary. We'll have to roleplay this.
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