I don't know what you were told but i for sure didn't sleep with any one but steve's couch.
Dude. I haven't taken a shit in a week.
Try anal, it works wonders.
was i over the top when i said that i wished they made v-neck pants to her?
And I wrote a rap so it was actually a productive afternoon minus not paying our bills.
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The walk of shame has never felt more glorious... I think it's the somberero
10 dollar pizza all the toppings you want. Wait Until You See This Pizza
I saw a seagull swallow a hot-dog whole today, it reminded me of you.
Dude you ate toast sprawled out on my kitchen floor and said "this is comfy". No more day drinking.
We were fucking while the tv was on, and one of those animal cruelty commercials came on. We then switched over and started doing it doggy style. It was then that I realized that I'm going to hell.
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I love how four vibrators are within reach of me right now, but not a single hair brush or comb
So he came on my stomach this morning and I totally forgot about it until after you poured that body shot.
I'm going to ride your dick until it falls off. That horny.
I'm equal parts terrified and turned on. Come over.
Just seriously saw this chick say, watch this motherfuckers then did a 42 sec keg stand.
You at least asked for her number right?
...i have a beer in one hand, and a chicken wing in the same. typical tuesday, right?
Oh and itโs been a year according to my snap chat memories since I banged your cousin in your sons truck pulled over on Elm St! ๐๐๐๐ฌ๐ณ๐
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