Where did you get a picture of my penis
awww and there was just a proposal on stage with the pussycat dolls !!!!!
Did someone propose they get off the stage?
I just came to the conclusion that the most depressing part of my day is when I have to put clothes on.
i realized that the internet ruins the joy of a father passing down playboys to his son
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Katy Perry is on a Proactiv commercial. That "I kissed a girl" shit is so much less hot now.
she kept checking the clock when she was giving me head and at midnight she said she had to stop because she cant eat meat on fridays is that bitch serious
I think i can make this amish girl legitimately hot.
He needs to realize that there's a big difference between "I love you" and "I love your dick"
careful of the bathroom.... theres some drunken ninja turtles in there....
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He referred to his cock as "The cock" like it was third party or something.
At one point, the guy you were fucking high-fived with the guy I was fucking. We should hang out with them again?
You are going to be so proud of me, I'm wearing underwear AND tights. That's two layers more than usual between my vagina and the world.
I've been smelling a baby wipe for three minutes. I didn't think I was that drunk but I guess I am
Then he shook the next streetlight but this one broke and fell over. He told me, "This is the part where we run."
Its one of those days... someone might die
Would a picture of my dick help?
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