Dude she has a bf and shes on lockdown more than Nelson Mandela in 95
Wasted at the beach. Toasting underage, overdeveloped girls. God bless 'em.
hahaha Yeah oh well, she wrote on my facebook wall, That's almost like a digital hand job
She told me that she had to rub her face against me because she was part cat.
my ass has officially been on the floor of every fraternity on this campus
and who said we didn't have goals?
Her little brother walked in right as I was finishing and was like "uhhh hey there's a lunar eclipse outside"
so I'm coping with getting the "I'm not over my ex" bomb dropped on me by getting drunk and yelling at people while wearing a purple princess hat
I have your dog in a headlock. Se wants my mushrooms.
Okay I take that back some girl just said pussy sweat. Get me outta here
N I'm drinking this invention I call "do-it-fluid" I had a bottle of vodka that was 3/4th empty, so I put in 1/4th rum, 1/4th tequila, 1/4th whisky... it's definitely the worst idea ever..
All I know, is I had green sex and beer and got driven home. That's it.
He sent me a dick pic from work, but I could see all the pizzas in the background. Now I'm just hungry.
i feel like i shouldn't just had to send a text that said "no i will not eat your ass"
Haha! I swear, it's like I'm talking to Buddha with a slutty agenda. You are so full of wisdom.
I want to be her friend more than I want to fuck her boyfriend.
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