Granted, we were all high and wasted, but the fact that she thought we couldn't see her making out with the charles in charge lookalike bc she was holding up a pillow in front of them is a little ridiculous
Did he look more like 80s Charles in Charge or the old one that had that VH1 show? It makes a difference.
okay I'm thinking he doens't have a facebook...I'm on page 28 of Hunters
ok you need to stop NOW
lady crackhead wearing pjs and a santa hat brushed the snow off my car at 7am saying "free of charge" the whole time
wtf
I'm guessing you saw the bathroom?
It's always a surprise to see what songs I shazamed and downloaded last night while we were drunk at the bar.
they ran out of ice so they are using frozen shrimp in their drinks
we're almost there. Shes pounding on the car window telling the nurse whos on a smoke break to fuck off.
Well I blew a guy I barely know in full view of a homeless camp. That's pretty tame for me.
So unless we're getting married, I can't see him cry AND have sex with him. It just doesn't work like that.
Pretty sure my first birthday present will be a pic of an 18-year-old's cock. And I am OK with that
can you come here so we can have really loud sex? the girl upstairs walks so loud i want her to know how it feels
of course
WTF. I was 99% sure I went straight home last night. I just woke up hugging a chair, and my tux pocket has a flask filled with what I think is red bull and gatorade. This has to be your doing.
I mean metaphorically. Literally zombies have yet to invade. Let's be rational here.
I am so so sorry I bit your butt last night. Twice.
How many weight watcher activity points do you think sex is worth?
Randomize
