I just know... :) goodntight
Whoops, meant "goodnight", but the other is true too.
apparently when i got back to tyler's i layed face down on the bed and yelled "don't hurt my asshole!"
if another girl says "im usually cleaner down there" I'm just going to shoot myself
if you don't let us come over today i'm not taking the second plan b pill. your call.
I just made a 90's Nickelodeon TV theme song power hour mix...I don't want to build it up but your head might explode
We were making out and then he stopped and said to me, "Your ship is right there, why don't you take your people and just go?"
I found her sitting in the shower having an argument with the dolphins on the shower curtain.
even the AIR tastes like tequila.
my goal was to make out with as many people dressed as batman as possible. I have my priorities.
Dude, just be careful. Her invitation for BJ is just a trap for her to stick her finger up your ass.
Currently studying Econ, while waiting outside current booty call's residence for him to return from the strip club. This is your fault.
The only difference is Iv never super glued straws to your nipples.
You both ran and jumped into the tub yelling Jamaican bobsled team
then he told me my boobs feel like "if you put mushroom soup in a baggie." I don't know how I'm supposed to feel about this.
I don't work there anymore. If they had Prince themed dildo parties i never would have quit
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