So you're telling me it's impossible to have a "slight case" of chlamydia?
Spider just rapelled from her vag rethinking online dating.
Helping a hot freshman girl move in = 2 hours of my life One bottle of cheap vodkas = $10 Watching her do the walk a shame on her first morning away from home = Priceless
okay, this is the fifth time he asked if it was in yet. maybe i shouldn't have dated a blind guy.
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next person that tells me Facebook is a professional tool is getting kicked in the teeth.
I just hemmed my dress for halloween, never felt more like a man
He def has a gf... But hes 7 feet tall and that superceeds any morality I may have.
You need to let me be on top sometimes. I gotta get rid of these love handles
Some guy dressed like Santa just handed me a bottle of tequila. I NEVER WANT TO LEAVE CANCUN
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There was no eligible dick at the ER. I'm pissed. Looks like "Searching for Strange at the Local Free Clinic" is a no go for the name of our first full length album. On the other hand, I got a dilaudid shot and I no longer feel like I have the worst bladder infection of my life.
although steph and I had 3 bottles of wine by that point and watched an opera that featured a black dildo so anything was possible really
last thing I remember was someone walking in on me sitting in the bathtub listening and singing along to Britney spears "Till the world ends" on repeat.
Next time I try to break into the police station drunk, please stop me.
You know that gay bartender? Not as gay as we thought.....
I never thought I'd be complaining about having sex 4 times a day, but here we are...
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