Be careful down there, Shane may have pooped on the carpet.
I was in bed at 845. Affairs take a lot out of people
No that's sign language, not a drinking game. I tried to join
Driving around Panama at 7 am looking for an open liquor store..
There is nothing scarier than watching yourself breathe in the mirror while on shrooms.
Well I pulled a muscle in my leg dancing in the tanning booth drunk at 1 pm soooo there's that
Do you think they make a "sorry in my drunken debauchery I dropped a pumpkin off the balcony and you happened to be standing right there/get well soon" card?
The best part of last night was the women's softball game on the TV at the strip club
I hooked up with a lesbian tonite. Top 2 valentines experiences of all time.
I was thinking that, but I'm not sure the proper etiquette on asking about someone's nipple rings. Even if you did see them and compliment them once.
What if he turns back to me, finds me seemingly fondling my breasts, and thinks I'm turned on by eagles?
its the first football sunday and my boyfriend isn't excited. this isn't gonna last unless he makes me snacks and brings me beer during the game.
Definitely! I will do that this week. Right now, watching drag queens play with my dad's beard.
There we go, I shall begin my attempt to achieve whore status today
So I just accidentally joined a bar crawl and got a free shotski of Jameson. I love life.
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