What do ugly girls do when they get too drunk at parties. They can't pull the whole "sorry i passed out on your couch but i'm hot so it doesn't matter "card
I think she kind of thinks she's better than us now ... please. I go to Michigan.
he wanted me to put the condom on for him. I was high and couldn't figure it out.. so instead we played xbox.
the room spins SO much faster in panama
im celebrating the fact lent is over and i can give blow jobs again.
I feel like I've been drunk all of June. And I am in NO WAY ashamed about it.
Hot freshmen.....hot freshmen chicks everywhere
You say this every welcome week, bro.
Don't worry, I'm preparing for tonight by lining my purse with a garbage bag.
This is what my life has come to. Like, I may or may not have just stolen pizza from the guy I just hooked up with's fridge when I left...
I feel like we have both made good decisions regarding our vaginas lately
I dressed up as a "typical white girl" which meant I wore my yoga pants and uggs all night. BEST. IDEA. EVER. Most comfy halloween everrrr.
It's the 30 sec rule.... the worst that could happen is I could die
He started to lick a stick of butter and was calling it Jennifer.
I was a plus one at an intervention for a person I didn't know.
How many hotdogs are you going to eat today?
THE LIMIT DOES NOT EXIST.
Randomize
