I'll name the documentary, "The Adventures of Megan's Vagina"
Can we please have a moment of silence for my reputation?
right as i was about to introduce them she goes "old fuck buddy, meet new fuck buddy."
His dick was poking my bladder. That big...
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An accidental pregnancy to a guy with a trustfund is no mistake. It is a gift from god.
i mean, i stole her boyfriend and beat her snake score on facebook within 48 hours. not her week.
make sure nobody uses the downstairs toilet. i like to have an unused toilet for the weekends. dont shit where you puke i always say.
Just found a bottle of tequila in the washer.
Day drinking is so dangerous way too many construction workers out there to flirt with
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I wish men found my impeccable aim when spitting into the sink attractive.
Okay hun. Well my neighbors haven't called the cops yet so I think we're good. No more burning in the yard.
He came over to use the microwave, said he needed to heat up some urine.
Hit a new low. I'm FB stalking him while he is lying in bed sleeping naked next to me. He fell asleep with FB still open and unlocked on his iPad.
There is a special place in Hell for whichever one of you put Ben Gay on my dildo. It was a very uncomfortable April 1.
I think my roomie is silently judging me for spraining my foot by having sex in a bounce house
so the bounce house and tequila was good idea then?
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