does it bother you that i swallowed like millions of your unborn children
actually, i try not to think about it
and i pooped them out
he just started chanting dark meat! dark meat! out of no where.
What happened on tuesday that a stripper knows my full name?
I found the other part of your tooth if you want to put it under your pillow
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
its time for step 4 of getting over him: post his number on the transvestite page on craigs list asking for pics
You remember that guy i fucked in Ireland who stopped in the middle to talk about why he had 8 pillows on his bed? Yeah he's following me on twitter...
I had a dream about masturbating with toys I can't afford.
My sex life and finances are equally in shambles.
My new year's resolution was to squirt this year. I only have four months left. Help.
I needed that adderall to break my tradition of passing out at the bar on Sundays
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
What's the place called?
I searched "county" on google, but....there's a lot of results
Woke up to the UT campus police fishing my boxers out of the university pool, guess it was a good night.
What do I do with all this pork broth? I can't waste it.
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He woke up from being passed out on the couch mumbled something that sounded like "Taco" then proceeded to the bathroom only to pass out again, I think we need to learn how to party like him!
I also guarantee you multiple orgasams and blueberry pancakes
No problem...what are friends for if they can't rub eachothers genitals.
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