How drunk are you??
I'm flawless.
best part, i was ridiculous and none of them were judging me bc they didn't want my vagina. it was like i was a pretty painting
know what turns me on? long, stringy hair on a pasty looking girl with an overstuffed backpack and kneepads over her jeans in case she falls off her scooter
your less of a man for seeing that
I'm starving. my midnight snack, aka a teaspoon of cum, isn't holding me over
Is it bad that when my prof gave examples of "stalking" behavior, I either have done or would do most of them?
This girl is drinking wine and watching grey's anatomy in the library during finals week. I hate comm majors.
All she said was "the usual?" and unzipped my pants.
She just looked down there and said "i breed horses. this is better than anything ive ever seen."
Also I've been at work for an hour and I've already been "honey"d "babe"d and "beautiful"d by three separate men. Apparently hungover with yesterdays make up looks good on me.
Hyyypothetically, what would you do if you happened to see my boobs on the internet?
i gotta stop hooking up with people just to get to their dogs
WELL THEN WHAT DAY IS IT?!?! This whole having to choose between ruining my future and ruining my liver is totally killing my vibe
It's my day off, I'm going to Target to check out Moms in yoga pants
He in a way got kinda cockblocked by Jesus
Come on in and take your pants off
Randomize
