do herpes really smell.
These 3 days between Christmas and new years when all the bosses are on vacation are essentially a competition to see who can do the least amount of work
Hhahaha he is. Omg the new polish friend just took his pants off in front of me. There is something wrong with this nationality.
Was this before or after he told that homeless man outside the bar about his past sexual experiences?
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
Given everything we have talked about, is it wrong to ask you to be faithful to me, despite still dating him?
Turns out the old man beside me in the waiting room was dead, but other then that it was a good day.
I wanna fuck that hideous moustache right off your face. get the confetti ready for the festivities
She said to me, without hesitation, "make me an offer better than my sugar daddy and I'll go with you"
Life lesson 8263 if drinking a beer in the shower be careful when shampooing... Tresemme flavored rolling rock sucks
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
His 12 year old sister has bigger boobs than me and now that's all I can think about when we have sex
Jk probs not coming. Tequila
Taking dicks and breaking hearts, no better life
So you broke your ribs while fucking? Dude you just got about 25% hotter.
I don't think he liked your vagina hand signal
There was one thing about my NYC trip I forgot to tell you: I took a dump in Trump Tower
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