You're perfectly engineered for doggy style
Just made ouyt with a dude on the real wporld...I said I dont want my face blired out
If a man's penis is referred to as "the family jewels" does that make a woman's vagina a jewelry box?
I can do anything tonight that doesnt involve an erection.
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He looks like he has a penis
What the fuck
A good one, a good penis
you picked up the vacuum cleaner at one point and said you we gonna beat the shit out of me with it. that was kinda funny
just thought you should know it took me an hour and a half to make soup. I had to keep laying on my kitchen floor. being 21 is hard.
I LOVE YOU SO MUCH I'M ON A WILD DICK CHASE FOR YOU. How many lesbians do YOU know that would do that? HOW MANY????
I think id rather titty fuck an A cup than deal with what happened tonight again. shits depressing
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I can't wait to see you again...not a euphemism, just really looking forward to seeing you. Wanting to fuck you as often as possible just seems implied at this point.
I think the "tmi" ship sailed a long time ago, and it took our dignities with it..
Three Asian guys got on the elevator with a handle of Hennessey and a sleeping bag. This is not the start of a joke.
For an hr, you were convinced you no longer had a right arm so you played Super Mario Bros with just your left hand vs Beth. You won btw, mite b why she refused to wear the unicorn head
I threw up a lot of peanut butter last night.
If you think me talking about that hot guy accepting my LinkedIn request is pornographic, I’m not sure how you’re gonna feel when I tell you I fucked a stranger on a park bench last weekend
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