Sry I called you an 8
kristin has been a bad kristin
Did you see that girl I got with last night?
Girl? Oh...weird...to be honest Ive always thought you were gay..
Bars not open yet, I feel like a desperate alcoholic wandering around outside.
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Just hook me up with your dad already stop being selfish
I have to stop envisioning penises as dragons.
If you value your immune system buddy, walk away from that one.
I look like slutty woodland creatures dress me in the morning. Everybody's got problems.
we tried to exchange flip flops in the parking lot and fell over then army crawled home
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Just realized i left my bra at his house. WHY do i suck at one night stands?!
Netflix keeps asking me if I'm still watching just because I've been sitting here all afternoon...why do I feel like my tv is judging my life choices?
Because my vagina is Ellis Island. All foreign penises must be presented for inspection and competency. God bless America.
Is there one of me peeing? If so do I look bangable in it
Come cuddle! I'll be passed out somewhere in the library. It'll be like a scavenger hunt!
There. There is gum on my butt cheek IT IS NOT MINE
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