How's tricks little girl?
Trix are for kids, old man.
We each get one free throw up cleaning, no questions asked.
I really wish I didn't have to wear pants this is ridiculous
You wouldn't stop crying and screaming Hilary Duff doesn't deserve Gossip Girl
don't leave me alone with all the disney princess sluts
CNN just did a special on how to do heroin safely.. I recorded it for us
I just won't go as hard tonight. Four dollar ladies night drink or drown is not a good idea for me. I like to get my money's worth.
i mean, what better way to remind him of his failures in life than to fuck his roommate/fraternity brother?
Cleaning my pipe and using the left over resin solution to make THC laced rolling papers and a jar of hash oil/honey for my tea
WE USE THE WHOLE BUFFALO
Oprah Winfrey is a jealous, vengeful god
You're going to hell! And you're going to hell! And you! And you. You're all going to hell!!!
You know, I think I'm going to rock the shit out of this whole mid-twenties thing. Fuck babies and weddings -- I have vodka and young cock.
Just wanted to say, I appreciate your bravery in having read receipts
I signed the divorce papers. Can I get a blowjob now?
Awake! can you bring me my pants...im under the couch
I LinkedIn messaged people about jobs when I was blacked out
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