But, the reference to being horny and then blending a banana is troubling
I JUST GOT MY PERIOD AND MY VISA FOR LONDON GOT APPROVED! BEST DAY EVER!
As we walked into his room, he said welcome to the hurt locker. I should have left, but I love that movie.
Got a basket, 50 condoms, some candy, 100 plastic eggs & my bunny costume. Campus will feel my wrath in 2 weeks
At the bar dressed as a taco. not a typo. Come down.
just tell her a well fed dog doesnt stray far from the porch, and if that doesnt work just keep fucking her sisters
She looked at it and said "your dick is like the golden gate bridge."
He shit in a sock dude, you can't come back from that
Hey. There is naked girl with "plz don't touch her. She just turned 21" sharpied on her chest. What happened last night?
Oh god. I just had a sex dream about the talking dog from the Bush's Baked Beans commercials.
Smoking a bowl in nothing but a flamingo thong.
I want to be a supportive friend to her, but I also want to sleep with her ex now that he's single.
"Why is there a bottle of Tequila taped to the fan?"
I am playing in the snow in my bunny outfit. GET OVER HERE
A total of 3 guys left my apartment this morning. That was my first clue to my black out endeavors last night. Gotta love wine Wednesdays.
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