When do i get to see u next week?
When I teabag your entire family
Its like the long john silvers of colleges, I wouldnt even go there to use the bathroom
She used the word "fragged" in proper context. tell me that's not bust-nut hot.
So instead of getting the if-you-hurt-my-little-girl-youre-dead talk, i got the alcohol-is-our-friend talk, i like her dad already
I am willing to take shots of vanilla extract. That's how this night has been.
i wish i coudl send you meat via computure
You scratched my dick last night. It deserves an apology and I fell that actions speak louder than words when it comes to apologies like this.
I just masturbated while eating dinner. Now who's the lazy one
i was mezmorized. she was the most beautiful girl that looked like a boy i ever seen
At what point in my life did a night that has strippers, belly dancers, tequila and a midget become "average"?
I found him down the block clinging to a light post laughing and crying because a house "looked like it had buck teeth"
Consider it an appointment to improve my blow job capabilities.
Haha! You know I mean that in a positive way. Like, "let them eat cake!" Or in our case, "let them achieve obesity from the two entree plate at Panda Express!"
All I know for sure is, I went to bed drunk and I woke up in a relationship..I think I need to reevaluate my drinking skills.
I didn't even know his name until he texted me the next day and told me I should take a plan B pill. Thanks Danny.
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