Me too ba-by. I wanna bite your ear lobes they are so fat.
yup put them legs up on your shoulders and eat her like some folgers
eat her like coffee?
Mid thrust he tells me that we have bio together
Semi hypothetical question. Do you think its physically possible to bruise your clit?
After we finished he asked if I knew if it was a boy or girl. Diet. Starts. Now.
He told me he finished so fast because he's a sprinter. I hate athletes who are really just pussies.
Handjob with gloves on results in friction burn. In case you've ever wondered
So puking trix and chicken wings is horrible but atleast we got free drinks for taking the trash out at the bar we are really movin up in the world
she says she's going to shake me awake in 15min intervals if I pass out
this was your mom?
I woke up to find that chris drank one of my contacts.
Yeah he's good at that.
he was inside of, then got up said "we don't want you having a baby," grabbed his car keys and left. so now i'm just sitting on his bed, wondering if he's coming back.
He actually just looked up and said I'm gonna cum in my pants. and he did. no shame.
All I know is that I woke up with my pajamas on inside out in front of a bowl of watered down kd. Sitting up. I didn't even make it to bed.
Drank for free all night and I'm not even sleeping w the bartender. What is this magic?
I woke up with my winter coat on, next to a polaroid of me, her and a swan...so no I don't remember our conversation.
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