why didn't we just drop out of school years ago and become dominatrix bitches who beat men?
I don't know but we should still do that
The only reason I kept his number in my phone for so long is so that hed pay for my abortion.
His little brother walked in on us. Six times.
tailgaiting my last final, a perfect sendoff.
If i apologize for punching you in the liver repeatedly will you explain where the grass stains on my shoulders came from?
and his room smelled like strippers, childrens tears, and fear
I have a challenge for you: find out where you are. you will receive Taco Bell if you succeed
eta to your mouth 5 minutes
im currently assessing the tequila situation in preparation of your arrival
Are you responsible for the syringes and miniature cactus garden that has magically taken over my fridge?
You get home okay?
I'm pantless and in bed
That doesn't mean you're at home.
When he's drowning in your chest and he muffles out the words 'I just want to live here' that's a compliment right?
Never in my life did I think i would give a blow job in the bathroom of my old elementary school. Twice.
Oh dear. Sending much love.
Just send a machete.
I feel like he doesn't realize we're offering him a threeway with sisters and I don't understand how that's possible.
Maybe we should bring mom next time.
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