You are a beautiful, beautiful young lady. Your heart is made of tissue, blood and love. I will call you very soon, Princess Sophia.
There's just this way he looks at me that makes me want to suck his soul out through his dick.
doooooooo herrrrrrrrr
I'm out of practice. be my yoda
put your penis in her you must.
Then you got really excited when I upgraded you from puke bowl to puke bucket.
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he said i was chugging vodka in the parking lot, gave my # to a married man, started a food fight, and passed out at the bar. how could he NOT consider that a good first date???
The karaoke bar doesnt have electric avenue. Ill just have to pick another song and sing the lyrics to electric avenue
Just took a final in the room where I lost my virginity. I think it was god luck.
he urdandictionary'ed 'tease' on his phone and made me read through all the definitions. Am i really that bad?
You slept in the bed with him... with your top off.... and just made out with him....
I do what I can to inject something into your life every day. Today, humor. Saturday. Penis.
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He whinnies like a horse when he's cumming. I wish I would have known this before we got into a relationship.
Had sex with one of the guys from Ireland. Celebrating st pattys early.
I'm eating tortillas right now. Like not cooked tortillas. Someone is playing the guitar. Man with bandana.
Her parents are celebrating she found someone so well endowed.
Will there be champagne when they see the pay check?
I really don't want to get drunk alone tonight. Like, I'll do it, but I won't enjoy it.
Our first time hooking up was on New Years and we've managed to hook up every holiday since, I'm hoping this lasts until 2016 just to fulfill my American Holiday sex fantasy I never knew I had
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