if i hurry i can finally have sex while stoned off my ass
godspeed.
we're all still whores. we just have a theme song now.
Do the low cut shirt test. If he stares at your tits even in front of your brother, he's down.
I have diapers under my sink. trying to convince myself to use them.
He crawled in my bed this morning, ate me out, and even brought me a panera deli sammie for lunch at school. I don't care what he lied about, all is forgiven him.
Yeahhh, apparently my brothers think its ok not to check on me if a creeper is talking to me bc i "like those weirdo types"
You stared at the ground for like 20 minutes willing yourself to get sober
We just weren't working out together, on a completely unrelated note some guy that i talked to on his grinder account said i could crash at his place
I envy your ninja level of don't give a fuck
Still dying that you shit outside
Just used an eyelash curler to open my beer since I didn't have a bottle opener. Things are starting to look up.
My aunt just dropped me off at the bar, handed me $50 and told me she'd pick me up later if I needed her to. I should've gotten my license suspended a long ass time ago lol
sorry didn’t mean to call you, i was just trying to put the t-rex emoji beside your name
HE IS. YOU SHOULD TOUCH HIS BACK.
IT IS A COURTSHIP RITUAL.
THE MUTUAL BUTT TOUCH IS SACRED.
I never thought I'd be judging my neighbors sex lives before age 30 but here we are
I don't think getting eaten out in a smart car behind a circle-k on my break by a guy I just met classifies as social distancing, but I'm beginning to love night shift more and more.
Randomize
