no morals, dignity, or self respect ... just an empty condom wrapper and a facebook request
the only plus side is that now I'll be able to tell my son not to trust the condoms that his college gives away..........
you were crying while pretty ricky was playing, what did you want me to do
her roommates boyfriend drunkenly walked in on us banging and said yeeeeaaaaaahhhh and tried to high five me
college stoner meal of the day: microwaved nutrigrain bars
btw theres a pine tree in the downstairs shower. the guys thought it would be a great free air freshener.
I just remembered that last night I ate nachos off of someone else's table with a stranger
He was pretty handsy. Told me I tasted like smoke. Good think he tasted that and not the stomach acid I just puked not ten minutes before.
Yeah I mean I think I need to stop living off of snacks and alcohol
Me and some guy are crying in a port a potty together after another guy broke up with both of us.
sometime during the night he found me in the empty hotttub singing marvins room in only my bra.
It's like every time I'm baked I discover my fingers all over again.
Does the girl you just banged want anything from Taco Bell?
It's official! Naked girl is back and making stir fry. Still not sure she realizes we can see her whole apartment from our balcony. Cheap beer and a show.
The high school classes are online, not my sex life. He still comes over for “teacher / parent conferences.” A couple more “conferences” and I’ll be able to rewrite the Sex Ed curriculum
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