Is it sanitary to roast marshmallows over a cigarette lighter?
dude, showing up drunk to physics was the best idea ever. I just tripled my participation for the semester. I love st pattys day
Tried to eat a chip. Mouth wouldn't cooperate. Nearly died. Wow I've missed this.
You do realize I got a panda tattooed on my ass just to get you laid, right?
Stop trying to get a gf and raw dog some forest beasts like sasquatch
So stoned i forgot i was in bed
it's almost 8pm and i'm still hungover. at what point do i alert someone?
Now you know my pain. Live with it. Own it. Recognize it. Cause its like shitting napalm.
Go for it! You're young. Have fun. Be somebody's expensive hobby like Anastasia Steele.
Some guy just ate one of the dog treats. I have him a free beer. I love my job.
I just really don't even know what I would do with a boyfriend... Like do I just kiss it and then leave it in the corner? Like how often does it eat??
Why so philosophical about cake and sex this morning?
So nothing to worry about, but i'm probly going to jail soon, just thought i should let you know so you didn't worry. Bye!
just had sex in a stairwell with six feet five inches worth of drama
I have only been here for a week and might contributed to a dumpster fire on accident.
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