I have a very awkward question for you. Could you possibly take my black dildo. My mom wants to clean my room.
yea and when she crawled to her room she yelled at a bookbag to "get the fuck out my way"
I just watched a girl use a tall boy Coors as a rolling pin to make christmas cookies
how convenient is it that the kid i'm fucking lives right next to planned parenthood?
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I dislocated my rib eating pizza. I think I am broken.
Well tech shes born nov 12, but since her head was out on the 11th, she claims both days as her birthday
My parents got me a bottle of vodka and a puke bucket for christmas. I've already used both.
She proposed we share a dildo. Hopefully she was joking.
strip vodka pong is never a good idea. I saw into his colon when he picked up the ball off the floor
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Im just confused who has their mom break up with someone
I blew past the Governor's motorcade going twice the speed limit and DIDN'T get a ticket. God wants me to get laid.
Well he wouldn't kiss me so I made out with a German girl, took a shot with my boss, and I think I sprained my ankle. It was a quiet Sunday for me.
Well, I crapped my pants in front of her entire family, was laughed out of their house, and I had to walk home with shit stained pants. So, yeah, it went really well.
I'm naked on my couch and just ate a chip that was in my belly button.. my 20s have been weird.
WHAT THE FUCK I JUST PULLED TWO TAMPONS OUT OF MY VAGINA. WHERE DID THE OTHER ONE COME FROM??
....surprise!
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