sometimes i wish i was the girl in a porno. that way if i couldn't get any, i'd just order a pizza and do him.
i guess when we were done i grunted "unforgiveable" and walked out.
did you come by the house last night? I found a half eaten corn dog in the mail box.
How many weeks is it acceptable until I can start bringing freshman back?
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I think the world is coming to an end. Earthquakes, huricanes, floods, and now you say you LOVE him. Im building a shelter and going into hiding.
Solid teamwork gives us a good shout of both bringing home trophy cougs
I am going to dream of scrotums tonight, I just know it.
I think she finds the idea of a naked fat man lying on the table and holding our butter offensive
Well I mean he is in a slightly seductive pose
My plan to masturbate 34 times on my 34th birthday backfired. Do you still have those crutches?
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Hold on, I need to find something to wear that says "I don't contribute to your daughter's drug problem"
It's 2pm, and I just had to pass a guy in the turning lane because he was driving down Main Street in an electric wheelchair pulling a flatbed trailer with 2 of his buddies in it and they were all drunk holding beers.
When my beach tent arrives , I strongly suggest quitting our jobs and becoming homeless beach drunks
Alcohol won't break your heart. I mean, unless it's all gone maybe
thanks for the bj man. also make sure you close the gate behind you. the chickens are out.
High school drama coach is wasted and wanted me to tell you that I’m good at flip cup and you should be very proud of me
Where the hell are you
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