Woke up. Made a pizza. Burnt it. Going back to bed cuz today sucks
they got in a fight during sex...she came out yelling and covered in chocolate
Having skype sex with him in the lounge at 1:45am...THIS IS WHAT HE DOES TO ME
He came in like 30 seconds. That's how I know he hasn't been cheating on me while I've been gone
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It's the first day of summer. It's not a race it's a marathon. Pace yourself
I just got a huge discount at GameStop for having tits. I win.
jen just told me ur idea of revenge was saluting while letting his bong float away while attached to some balloons.
We had sex twice and at Wendy's how dare you diminish that.
My walk of shame wasn't complete until I projectile vomited clutching my truck bumper while he just smiled with that look of regret.
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I gave the bike taxi guy a blowjob because I didn't have any cash. College.
Double check your contract and see if it says anything about sleeping with your manager
What's the rule for getting in fights with homeless men in suits?
Here's a rule: don't
Everytime I feel sad about the break up; I recall that she is a Bernie supporter and feel all better
Are you ok? Who pooped in my office?
I can't decide which is the most disgusting: emily having sex on the stairwell of a frat, michelle shaving her vagina with a razor she found in a frat bathroom, or me getting fingered on the dance floor by some rando. opinions?
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