franzia sundays are my new favorite holiday
Look, all I'm sayin is $2 boilermakers and an expense account are probably a bad mix…
well he has a gf so if he picks me up tonight i'll only him finger me
You made eat vitamins until I threw up
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I'm a little nervous about this St. Patty's Day party. Seriously, we're still finding stuff from the Halloween party.
Got a stripper to howl at my wolf shirt.
All inclusive resorts are actually just places that livers go to die.
that bad?
u-n-l-i-m-i-t-e-d. f-r-e-e. t-e-q-u-i-l-a.
Just served breakfast to a bunch of hella drunk kids. They kidnapped the birthday boy for his 21st and he was wearing a disney onesy and bunny ears. They've been drinking since before dawn, why don't we have friends like that?
Hold on I'm doing something revolutionary that blossomed from a high idea
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I've had balls on my face twice in last 48 hours and I STILL haven't got laid!
When exactly does a bender just become a lifestyle?
Neither of us have work tomorrow and we live w/n walking distance. This is your official Sandy booty call. Come rock me like a hurricane.
It was going alright when lo and behold Tom the cock blocking tornado hits. He is the only man I know who doesn't want anyone to fuck girls.
Pretty sure I just got the ok to have a one night stand in Maui...from mom. I'd say that's a win in my book.
When I woke up this morning I swear my mouth tasted like dick and rolaids.
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