I wonder what it would be like to masturbate in space
My scrabble letters just formed failure. Thanks God.
I just got my poem back from the prof, there's a sticker of a girraffe on it and it says "you're awesome!" ... How can this even be considered real college?!?
she just took adderol and chased it w dog water
i distinctly remember leaping through the apartment to rescue the clam chowder burning in the kitchen
We are lost. Everyone is drunk and it all went downhill after we iced the bus driver.
We were running down las vegas boulevard at 8:30 am with our beers cause we were late for our flight
Don't ever feel guilty about what you put in your mouth best advice my gma ever gave me lmao
Oh my god there's only so much masturbating one can do before one wants to fucking cry
sorry there isn't a 'perfect ass' emoji
Congrats on graduating and I'm in a cab and need someone to helps keeping me up, do you mind
But on a side note, how the fuck do you "accidentally " get peed on
Your amazing boobs made me fall in love with boobs. I never cared about boobs you should be proud
Don't try to butter me sideways
That is without a doubt the most Southern thing you have ever said.
Can you imagine doing supermarket sweep in a sex store? What's the sex store equivalent of a whole ham?
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