I want the hot one, scratch that. anyone.
i just thanked the atm machine for giving me cash
Watching Blossom reruns on YouTube. Eating Pringles dipped in hot chocolate. Not taking this breakup well.
Now there are two cop cars. If I go to jail I just would like to thank you for making me wear boxers.
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I head back to the dorms in less than a week I'm not ready to see my roomate naked that much again.
I guess I just laid down next to him with the entire pot of mac n cheese and started giving him a handie with one hand and eating with the other
You need to simmer down or I'm going to buy you a labia leash.
I was tied up in bed before noon, the rest of the day can go to hell.
#1- I went to button my shirt only to find they were all mising. #2- I'm so fu@king sore I feel like I was sweating to the oldies all night. #3- this pounding headache I have, I blame solely on Jennifer. Everyone sounds like Billy Mays when they talk. I remember nothing from last night, I'm concerned.
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So the next three days will be henceforth known as the 'celebration of the end of the most irresponsible years of my life' be prepared to wake up naked in a ditch.
all we have is white fucking wine this is a travesty it's christmas not a fucking funeral
also i don't know what you guys ate last night but he broke the toilet
We could probably bang our way to enlightenment. However acid helps.
I just wish he would stop trying to bring his emotional baggage into our sexual relationship.
You left your pants here again. 4th time in a row. How can you walk home without pants?
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