Is it weird if I ask my drug dealer to prom? Be honest.
he rubbed his balls on my face to wake me up.. this friends with benefits thing is getting out of hand.
I'm doing it for my vagina. You should understand that
The polish Muslims are throwin paczkis into the crowd and I'm beer 6 before 11 am
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I kept trying to give you water and you kept spitting it back at me. You looked like a camel. People were staring
You are a finance major, can I use my 529 account for your bail?
So question, would you consider it morally wrong to grind up Cialas and put it in ones cocktail? Then I get what I want and he doesn't have to be embarrassed and he can win the mental game with himself? I'm only thinking of him...
In honor of Dennis Farina dying, I'm offering up free mustache rides...2 takers so far.
I'm like an air traffic controller of women. It's a very similar job. Well spaced and gentle landings are good. When they meet, it's bad. Explosions bad. Dying screaming burning children bad.
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I just want to smoke this blunt and eat pizza rolls while watching The Price Is Right with you.
Dude, he wouldn't have sex with me during halftime cause we were rooting for different teams and that would be "bad juju", I had to settle for 69.
I have no idea what to do with myself since we graduated.
I've just been napping and sexting all day.
Accidentally texted co-worker instead of bf “I’m wfh tomrw. Nooner? 💦”
I can't decide which is the most disgusting: emily having sex on the stairwell of a frat, michelle shaving her vagina with a razor she found in a frat bathroom, or me getting fingered on the dance floor by some rando. opinions?
Do you think it's my receding hair line that makes all the milfs attracted to me??
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