That's not ass to mouth..... That a rim job!! Are you telling me she licked your asshole?!
Do vagina's smell?
Just shot my load on a stink bug. Thought you should know.
if you ever come into my room screaming for me to set up rockband at 4:45 am ever again i will kill you
why did you let me tell everyone that you can get herpes from the ice luge and then let me do the ice luge?
you took my bottle from me saying i was unprepared for its magical qualities. then you buckled it in the backseat.
Its everclear night, yall need carbs in your body!
Why are there hooting douchebags outside my building? Did a sport happen again?
Why wake up next to a guy when you can wake up next to a bag of chips and not have to worry about what kind of std you might've caught
Also I've come to learn that "type" and "fetish" are different things. Apologies for earlier confusion.
Also, do you think i could get away with finishing my vodka cranberry from last night at work if i put orange juice in it? Serious question.
I made him fuck me with my coat zipped up and a unicorn mask on. That level of drunk sex. Weird and creepy yet highly satisfying.
I'm like a saiyan, every time I get trashed I come back stronger
I told you that you couldn’t eat fifty tacos, you slapped me in the face, ate seventeen tacos, and fell asleep on my floor
Dick pics just aren’t doing it for me, this bowl of Mac n cheese and Game of Thrones trump you tenfold
Randomize
